Kiss the paper and hum

Quite an enjoyable little vid. Comb + paper = two thumbs up.

Presenting...

The Vegetable Lamb of Tartary

Cryptobotany is so under-rated.

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In other news, I came across a job vacancy today; "Epic Machine Driver"... must require some self esteem to do that job, I guess. And check that for irony down yonder.

The Rules of Photography for Idiots - My favourites have to be #45 (Try to look in the viewfinder, not the lense) and #54 (When you photograph through a window, try to avoid flies). And then we get onto the comments that were left on the article, in spite of the big red box at the top, by which it says "Don't take this seriously"... ah, the human race...

15 Most Creative Beds - #4 and #15 have got my vote.

Owls can't help going 'round with a face like thunder every second of the day (well, night) - it's not fair to call them immature.

It's probably no surprise to anyone that the very moment I saw that picture/caption on the page, I burst out laughing. That owl does rather look as though he's seriously sulking it up.

Source: Burrowing Owl article

There's a vacancy opened up in a pharmacy in town, dispensing prescriptions and the like... it sounds so awesome. I wonder if the people who work there get to wear lab coats... they'll be getting an enquiry tomorrow (about the job, not the lab coats)

Another pair of headphones broke while I was on my way home. Record life-span of two months. Being outside the learning zone grounds... I lost my temper and threw them over the fence. D'ya think some dumbass kiddie will find them and try to plug them into its mp3 player?

(End pointless journal entry)

Cop a load on this maggot therapy! Life is gross but interesting...
(Harr, irony down below...)

Aye, so Mum came to visit today, took me up to Buxton - to which I haven't been yet this year - and the scenery on the way there and back is, as always, stunning, for want of a better word to describe it. On the way back, we also saw a sheep standing by the road, curiously shoving its head into a broken bollard... intelligent creature.

And... no more college - evah. I am still bored and still require activity. But on the plus side, no more essays/coursework/notes. In the words of the mighty sage Homer Simpson: "Woohoo!"

Or Yarnstorming. A new form of graffitti going on in London. Hopefully it'll catch on in Macclesfield; I want to see some knitted graffitti!

Sometimes the water supply in Macclesfield is a little on the questionable side.

Because the bunyips are on the loose in the garden again and I've had it with them.

( Here's yer hut )

That's my word of the day, ye bunyips!

First, this morning I went to do the recycling... and there was some guy doing his recycling wearing nothing but his boxer shorts and a pair of running shoes, casual as anything - it was the most epic thing I'd seen all week.

Anyways, I also got pretty close to a crow and took some really crap pictures of it... no fancy zoom lense, just a duff camera-phone (don't like top-end phones, don't see the point when it's just for throwing dodgey jokes back and forth via text)

( Here's the crow - not a bunyip )

Just watchin' Bob Ross. He painted a tree and called it Oscar.

Best name for a tree - ever.

Edit: Been to the Hat Museum in Stockport, and saw some hilarious hats, one of which I caught a picture.

( Check that fer a topper! )